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The Official Bumblebee Joke Thread.

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After Sunday Morning Coffee

There’s an Irishman, an Englishman and a beautiful girl sitting next to each other, girl in the middle, in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and the Irishman are sitting there looking perplexed. The Englishman is bent over holding his face which is red from an apparent slap.
The Englishman is thinking “Damn it, that Irishman must have tried to kiss the girl, she thought it was me and slapped me.”
The girl is thinking, “That Englishman must have moved to kiss me, and kissed the Irishman instead and got slapped.”
The Irishman is thinking, “If this train goes through another tunnel, I can make another kissing sound and slap that Englishman again.”
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he's definately on a roll..but "good" I dont know about that.. :lol:
Me too.. done deal ! :thumbs:

Bee, when u get ur jokes now stick em in ur official Thread dont u feel special ! u and gas man have ur own threads. :cheers:
bumblebee said:
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking. A few days later, the chicken and horse are playing in the meadow again and the chicken falls into the mud hole. The chicken yells to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse says, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretches himself over the width of the hole and says, "Grab for my, uh, organ, and pull yourself up!" The chicken did, and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story-if you are hung like a horse, you don't need a Mercedes to pick up a chick.

Yeah, i know what that's like..

bumblebee said:
Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, “Isn’t that Bush and Powell?”
The barman says, “Yep, that’s them.”
So the guy walks over and says, “Hello. What are you guys doing?”
Bush replies, “We’re planning World War III.”
The guy asks, “Really? What’s going to happen?”
Bush says, “Well, we’re going to kill 10 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman.”
The guy exclaims, “Why are you gonna kill a bicycle repairman?”
Bush turns to Powell and says, “See, I told you no one would worry about the 10 million Afghans.”

what site do you get these from..or do you do standup, on the side?!! :lol:
bumblebee said:
4. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.

That's the classic arguement every guy has with his girl in the car. If we wanted to stop for directions we would, we've got it well under control! We just wanna make you feel good like you're contributing to the cause. :lol:
You're jokes rock man!! we all read them!! :yesnod:
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