The Zipper

>> > THE ZIPPER
>> >
>> > A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady
> cashier
>> walked up to him and said, "Your barracks door is open." This is not
> a
>> phrase men normally use so he went on his way looking a bit puzzled.
> When
>> he was about done shopping, a man came up and said, "Your fly is
> open."
> He
>> zipped up and finished his shopping. He then intentionally got in
>> the
> line
>> to check out where the lady was that told him about his "barracks
> door."
>> He was planning to have a little fun with her. When he reached her
>> counter, he said, "When you saw my barracks door open, did you see a
>> soldier standing in there at attention?" The lady thought for a
> moment
>> and said, "No, no, I didn't. All I saw was a disabled vet sitting on
> two
>> duffel bags!"