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1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. Are you ready for seconds yet?
7. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
8. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
9. Don't play with your meat.
10. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
11. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
12. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
13. You still have a little bit on your chin.
14. How long will it take after you stick it in?
15. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
16. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
17. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
18. How long do I beat it before it's ready?


9 and 10 are the best!! :lol:
 

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there are a couple there you still need to be careful of the company you're in or you could end up with a wooden spoon up side the head!!
 

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this one works best AFTER the meal at nite! ;)

7. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
 

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:rofl:

14. How long will it take after you stick it in?
15. You'll know it's ready when it pops up

Ohhh these were great! My fam would get a kick outta this. Hmmm I should retype them and hang them on the fridge...LOL :lol:
 

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ShanMan14 said:
Printing out for coversation at the dinner table... ;)

oh boy.. a prego wife and then she reads these!! :lol: :lol:
 

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3BoyzNaBike said:
However she may take Number 1. as a compliment!!! :lol:

hell yeah..every chick loves those.. :rolleyes: ;)
 
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