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During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

All telephone numbers in America begin with the digits 555.

If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.

All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French Bread.

The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No-one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building you want without difficulty.

If you need to reload your gun, you will always have more ammunition -even if you haven't been carrying any before now.

You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long. When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

Kitchens don't have light switches. When entering a kitchen at night, you should open the fridge door and use that light instead.

It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations.

Even when driving down a perfectly straight road it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts -
your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are
deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
 

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3BoyzNaBike said:
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If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.

Yeah sure, So why do I keep missing them them.... and where is my D*mn Chain saw... :scratch:




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bumblebee said:
And they never have to go to the bath room
or sneeze :yesnod:
 

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lmao ha this was the best thing to read EVER man that was tight i watch a lot of sitcom funny stuff like sienfeld and everybody loves raymond
 

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Dont forget that they only get cut, or bleed in COOL places. cheek, chest, shoulder, bicep, etc.
 

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LOL...these are so true when you look for them in the movies. :dthumb:
 
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