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Some thoughts for today

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,
for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much
leave me the hell alone.
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2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a
leaky tire.
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3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your
neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
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4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be
promoted.
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5 Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
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6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
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7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of
car payments.
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8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, when you criticize them you're a mile away and you have their
shoes
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9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,
and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was
probably worth it.
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12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
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13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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14. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment.
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15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put
it back in your pocket.
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16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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17. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
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18. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are
moving.
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19. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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20. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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21. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
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22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative
in the same night.
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23. There is a fine line between "hobby" and mental illness."
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24. No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too
seriously.
 

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LMAO. MP, your like a big bucket of :hug: 's LOL
 
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