[ShanMan14]

10) The scars and trashed bikes can't even keep them from crashing on the street again, and again, and again...
09) They ride so fast the sleeves seem to fall off their t-shirts
08) They're 'unique,' because they all have the same tribal tattoos
07) They think Joe Rocket is 'way better' gear than you would ever need for stunting
06) Their voices crack when they get all excited spec sheet humping the latest GSX-R1000
05) They try to ride next to you but they can't because they can't control their wrists well enough to operate the damn throttle
04) They twitch and move around a lot when just cruising, as if the devil were screaming in their ear "give it full throttle ya *****!"
03) No blinkers, no mirrors, no plate, no problem!
02) They sport sneakers on a 180 MPH superbike, showing some ankle for the ladies
01) They've ridden their buddy's bike once and yet anything less than the fastest superbike on the planet isn't worthy of their uber skill level

 

[jeeps84]

:iagree: with that list

 

[drewpy]

:rofl:

 

[Gas Man]

:iagree: with that list

Me too! :dupe:

 

[twisty]

Leave the GSXR out of it.....

 

[fatburg]

I'm curious if any of them have actually had a flip-flop fly off while riding.

 

[twisty]

once almost. My pinky toe saved it.

 

[snadamo]

once almost. My pinky toe saved it.

:lol: you must have strong toes...

:iagree: that list is pretty solid.

 

[drewpy]

i know alot of ppl that meet the last requirement, and can we get a squid smiley?

 

[f4ilapper]

I had to check out the thread to make sure I didn't make the list. :yikes:

Rob

 

[fatburg]

once almost. My pinky toe saved it.

Good thing, you wouldn't want to have to buy a new par, haha.

 

[Captain Morgan]

I saw a group of 3 squids while I was down in NC last weekend. They were splitting lanes and riding like complete idiots. It was funny to watch them take off from the stop lights because they couldn't go in a straight line. I know kids who are just learning to ride bicycles that have better balance than those three guys had. I honestly thought I was going to witness an accident because of how bad they wobbled just trying to take off from a stop. And of course, they were gunning it from the light, even though they were wobbling like a weeble that wouldn't fall down.

 

[DLIT]

I saw this dude this weekend on an 05 ZX-10R. He had on one of those novelty helmets, NIKE flip flops (the ones that velcro over the top of your foot), 49er's tank top, basketball shorts, and no gloves. He also had HUGE chicken strips. Pretty nice bike though... had a lot of mods. Too bad he's retarded.

 

[talisman_13]

I saw this dude this weekend on an 05 ZX-10R. He had on one of those novelty helmets, NIKE flip flops (the ones that velcro over the top of your foot), 49er's tank top, basketball shorts, and no gloves. He also had HUGE chicken strips. Pretty nice bike though... had a lot of mods. Too bad he's retarded.

:rofl: