[Mudpuppy]

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.

Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

The proctologist called...they found your head.

Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me."

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue your ass off.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

Hang up and drive!!

 

[GSXR1000DJ]

Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"


Hang up and drive!!

My two fav. There needs to be more of the second one out there. :dthumb:

 

[CrunchieJD]

Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue your ass off.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

These are the best ones....totally my way of thinking! I need to find these! :lol:

 

[Mudpuppy]

There is a place up here called Gibraltor that will make anything you want of this nature - they probably already have these. Well actually it is a flea market of sorts and there is always a print shop or two that does stickers, shirts, etc. I go by there every weekend, if you wanted one or more of these let me know and I will hook you up.

 

[Need4Speed]

TO knows all about this one tonite!!

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.

 

[bumblebee]

On the back of my truck it says " Window cleaners get high on the job."

 

[Mudpuppy]

On the back of my truck it says " Window cleaners get high on the job."

Nice.

 

[Need4Speed]

Tech Support Reps do it in the internet!! :lol:

 

[GSXR1000DJ]

Tech Support Reps do it in the internet!! :lol:

:skep: Your not right.