[Mudpuppy]

Sorry I can't make it this year fellas. I wish I could. It just been one of those years. I have way too much going on and I am going to be working on the bike and trying to get out in the woods as much as possible seeing as it is hunting season. Hopefully we will see you at the Gap in the Spring. Also what about a reverse trip next Summer? How about you guys come up here? I can get some fresh fish flown in and we will have a big old blowout. Good luck with the meet and I hope to see some cool pics.

 

[Mudpuppy]

Go to the poconos and see the Nascar track there as well. Get some pics for Twisty - he LOVES nascar.

 

[Mudpuppy]

Limp Wristy, aka Twisty, I lost all respect for you. Don't even talk to me anymore bro. Yeah kids my name is Twisty and I am in beautiful weather in a beautiful state with a beautiful girl and I choose to postwhore - get the f*ck out of here. Jesus dude. Get with it bro. Come on now. You are off the list of bad mofos that have tattoos of thumper hung on a noose - cancel your appointment with your tat guy because you truly do not understand the meaning of hanging the rabbit yet. You will learn some day grasshoppa. lol.. Just f*cking with you bro.. Good to see you and know you are kicking live down there in FLA. Hope you have a good time.

Meanwhile behind the facade of the innocent looking bookstore I get up every morning wondering why there is not more than 2 bullets in the gun and why God hates me so much that my morning game of russian roulette is never successful. I take my bs lunch to my bs job. I get innudated every day with bs work by stupid f*cking people that if it was legal to kill they would long be dead and eaten. I sludge the halls of the clueless and I make my mere pittance of a check while people play stupid f*cking sports and make millions. Then I go home and get innudated with bill upon bill that sucks the little bit of life that is left in me right out and spits it onto the pavement like the trash on garbage day. Then I wonder why is it that I am doing this? On top of it they have the internet on lockdown at work and they are watching you like a hawk and they are axing people left and right so you have to watch your a$$ because even though you may have a pitful existence it would be much worse if the little you had was ripped away from you. But then I remember the master plan and how one day soon we all will be sh!tting in high cotton calling the shots and setting this sh!t right. Besides that in the short term there is all these bad mfrs on here and of course in WOS and all the good times riding and hanging out that make it all worthwhile. Still I need to expedite this master plan because there are alot of stupid people making money hand over fist while my outrageous talent lay at waste.

So whomever is still reading get this - this is the important part that's why I saved it for last to weed out all the losers that quit reading - the jerky is in the oven and will be ready tomorrow morning. I will hook up with Dyno tomorrow sometime and get a bag sent down to you.

 

[Mudpuppy]

Your mean!!

Just messing with you bro and yes I am mean. I will take that as a compliment.

 

[Mudpuppy]

lol.. Good to know somebody does. Well the jerky is done and if all goes well it will be on its way down there with Gasman, Dyno and Ian. It turned out fairly well - first time I dried it in the oven. I prefer the smoker alot more but didn't have time to pull it out, etc. I think you will enjoy it. I have so far. I am sending a pack with Gasman and co. for the trip and one for you and the PA crew. Let me know what you think.

I am going hunting Sunday for deer so hopefully I get a decent doe so I can make some Christmas special blend on the smoker.

 

[Mudpuppy]

I am sure they will be good boys and give you guys your bag. Share nice now boys! There is enough for the 2 of you. There is not a ton as it takes alot of deer meat to make it but there is plenty for both of you. Enjoy.

 

[Mudpuppy]

That's good that they made it there safe. Don't take no sh!t from them. Smack them around if you have to. Of course they may like that.

They better pray that the jerky made it there safe also but there will be serious repercussions if it got "lost" or "stolen". I will burn somebody's a$$ over that one. lol.. I am sure they will hook you up and if not please buy stock in Campbell's soup because they will be sucking it through a straw for the next 6-10 weeks.

 

[Mudpuppy]

Sounds like you guys had a good time. Glad to hear it. I will look forward to more pics. Now what about the jerky?? Did you enjoy it? I had a nice 150 lb doe in my sights today and she let out a bleat that almost made me piss my pants because I was like 10-12 yards away and thought she smelled me or something but the wind was going at me so I know she didn't. Then I see a little fawn run up so I said ok time to go home I can't shoot the fawn's mother. Doh. I saw alot of deer today. The future of more jerky is looking good!

 

[Mudpuppy]

That is way too funny - pws going nuts and Twisty chimes in "nice rack".. lol.. That was priceless... Sounds like everything went well all and all. Look forward to everyone coming up this way next year and of course the Gap.

 

[Mudpuppy]

Let me just add two things:

1. Gasman - where the fouck did you get that avatar? It is SO gay - BURN IT IMMEDIATELY. Jesus man, that is a disgrace to WOS! Get rid of it for christ sake.

2. Dyno - You postwhore! 3 posts! WOHOO! lol..

and finally - Matt you are not riding around this weather in a wifebeater are you? Get a jacket damnit. What are you a squid? Come on now. You are not allowed to come to Detroit without proper gear bro.

 

[Mudpuppy]

Leather jacket is cool. Riding jacket or not it will protect you. I would recommend a riding one but you are straight. Carry on.

 

[Mudpuppy]

I would do an amish chick. But unlike "some" people I know I have morals and commitment no matter what zip code I am in. Other people I know like to whore around and not tell people sh!t. That's cool though. If the game is played like that then now I know the rules.