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A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd
rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter says, "Your
is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who
wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have
drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes.
of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort
on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment
above the
garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year". The guy says, "You're
bull****ting me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
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