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You like it! It cools you off on a hot summer day.
Smart ass...you know what I mean.yeah we aren't random... we're usually the same guys every night :lol:
You like it! It cools you off on a hot summer day.
yeah I'm the resident smart ass... :lol:Smart ass...you know what I mean.
I'll be proud to say mine isn't big LOL:lol:
I tend to fall right in between...yeah I'm the resident smart ass... :lol:
but I always say... it's better to be a Smart ass than a Dumb Ass... :idk:
didn't you ask to be the resident dumb ass though?I tend to fall right in between...
I AM NOT SWEET! Just once in my life I want a girl to say "That tubby redheaded guy is hot", or "That short guy drinking Guinness is quite the stud muffin". I'd even settle for "You know, when you came in I thought you were just ok looking, but now that I have consumed half a bottle of tequila and nine beers I have come to the conclusion that you are unbelievably good looking". I am not sweet. Really. Girls don't dig sweet. They are all wrong when they claim that I am. No really, muy macho. That's me. Not sweet at allawww, aren't you just a sweetie. :hug:
Just be the biggest prick you can possibly be... Act like you don't care what anyone thinks, especially girls... Works really well especially when trying to land the 16-22 yr olds... Afterall who wants a worn out 23+ year old... :leaving:I AM NOT SWEET! Just once in my life I want a girl to say "That tubby redheaded guy is hot", or "That short guy drinking Guinness is quite the stud muffin". I'd even settle for "You know, when you came in I thought you were just ok looking, but now that I have consumed half a bottle of tequila and nine beers I have come to the conclusion that you are unbelievably good looking". I am not sweet. Really. Girls don't dig sweet. They are all wrong when they claim that I am. No really, muy macho. That's me. Not sweet at all
Just be the biggest prick you can possibly be... Act like you don't care what anyone thinks, especially girls... Works really well especially when trying to land the 16-22 yr olds... Afterall who wants a worn out 23+ year old... :leaving:
Just Kidding
Dude come on... You don't become as big of a scumbag as I have by not being willing to have sex with women of all ages.thats a lie and you know it.
:cheers:I'd love to sit down and swap stories with you over a beer sometime my friend, i believe we may have a lot to learn from each other.