[GSXR1000DJ]

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:


40-ish................................49.
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.
Athletic...............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Moooo.
Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist................................Fat.
Free spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former ****.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional..........................B**CH.
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame.........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate...................Stalker.


WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?


MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

 

[ne1469]

:lol:

 

[Gas Man]

:lol: :rofl:

 

[R1up0n1]

:rofl3:

 

[itgirl25]

:rofl3:

i think feminist should = lesbian, not fat. are feminists usually fat? being a feminist means wanting to be treated the same as a man, right? that is the textbook definition of a lesbian right there.

 

[R1up0n1]

i think feminist should = lesbian, not fat. are feminists usually fat? being a feminist means wanting to be treated the same as a man, right? that is the textbook definition of a lesbian right there.

lesbian - female homosexual

 

[jeeps84]

:lol: :crazy: :help: :lol:

 

[Rae]

i think feminist should = lesbian, not fat. are feminists usually fat? being a feminist means wanting to be treated the same as a man, right? that is the textbook definition of a lesbian right there.

I think it depends on what context you use :scratch:, or personal opinion ...I think feminist = strong willed woman, or woman who thinks she can do everything man can...not necessarily lesbian, most of the lesbians I have known werent feminists, they were butch and had mullets...ick...

 

[Wockman]

:lol:

 

[drewpy]

:jacked: :jacked: why cant gays get married, why to they get to have all the fun and not hate life like the rest of us that have to get married!!

 

[R1up0n1]

I think it depends on what context you use :scratch:, or personal opinion ...I think feminist = strong willed woman, or woman who thinks she can do everything man can...not necessarily lesbian, most of the lesbians I have known werent feminists, they were butch and had mullets...ick...

:lol:

 

[2FURYUS]

Great list....and the truth.:lol: :lol:

 

[Rae]

:jacked: :jacked: why cant gays get married, why to they get to have all the fun and not hate life like the rest of us that have to get married!!

LMAO, they made a choice!!!:lol:

 

[99birdv6]

LMAO, those are good.

 

[slam150]

woman says "GIVE ME SOME MONEY" she means = "GIVE ME SOME MONEY":bash:

 

[ebbs15]

woman says "GIVE ME SOME MONEY" she means = "GIVE ME SOME MONEY":bash:

I thought it was Give me some money= Give me all your money:scratch:

 

[jeeps84]

I thought it was Give me some money= Give me all your money:scratch:

:yesnod: :withstupi