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Ok so let me just say something - well you don't really have a foucking choice do you? Because other than exiting this thread, which you won't because you want to see what kind of half drunken rampage the menace to society is going to go off on...

So I get invited to a vendor's party tonight. I go there with intentions of having a good meal, few drinks and chatting with some old associates of the auto business. But no, that is not good enough is it? It is not about what I want or don't want to do now is it. I am referring to my utter hatred of pop music and absolutely digust for dancing. I don't like it - get over it. I am not foucking John Travolta aiight? JC!!!. My fiancee likes to dance - great. Have a good time. I foucking hate it. I love to hunt - she doesn't - do I bug her to go? Hell no. I think it would be different if I "forbid" her to dance - which I don't - that is her thing have at it. Why the fouck can't I just sit by the bar and have a whiskey foucking sour. Why? Why is some many stupid foucking beotches worried about me "having a good time". Let me clue you in morons - I don't consider a good time dancing to the same foucking songs for the last 30 years gyrating like I am having a seizure to some bubble gum no meaning bullsh!t crap foucking music. So I get this chick saying don't you like ****? Believe me stupid beotch - if I got **** every time I danced I wouldn't foucking stop foucking dancing ok? It is not going to get me ****.. So STFU.. Then this hippy old half bald with a pony tail dressed in a sport coat and jeans at a formal dinner freak is talking about how his wife (clearly over 50) says he gives her an "orgasm" on the dance floor - ok too much foucking information foucker.. STFU. Can anyone say why the fouck I can't just hang out and drink my foucking whiskey sour in peace? I was going to tell the one chick that was sorry worried about my **** supply that if she was so worried then bend over and I will run a foucking train on her.. JC!!!

Just in case you are a little slow - I like punk music, death metal, heavy metal, blues, classic rock, anything but pop foucking bubble gum crap music and country and/or western. Would someone please shoot me? I am tired of all the foucking blind sheep doing what everyone has always and will always be doing. Next time I will do what I did a while back and start a foucking pit in the middle of the floor and start hitting mfrs..

But my main point is this - why is it that no one cares what I want or don't want or like or don't like? I am supposed to just line up with the sheep? MFP. I am not harshing on what anyone else likes, etc. This sh!t will end in 08 when I take over and outlaw that crap music. BELIEVE DAT.
 

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so im guessing your nite didnt go as planned MP ? ;)

For what it's worth, I cant dance worth a crap either, nor do I care to even try..i can look like a fool good enuff on my own, without trying to bust my rhyme.. Just gimme a bar, a live band, and some cold ones, and im good to go. throw in a pool table and its even better.
 

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Where is the drink spewing smiley. That was hilarious.
 

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I say when in Rome do as the Romans. If that wasn't your cup of foucking tea get the fuock out of there and stop your BITCHING you whiney fuouck. For the other 99% of the people that where having a good time and seeing some misfit f*** in the corner with his Whiskey Sour they probally felt sorry for your azz and wanted to now why you were such a fuock in that corner.
NO pity for ya, just my .02. Thanx
 

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Need4Speed750 said:
so im guessing your nite didnt go as planned MP ? ;)

For what it's worth, I cant dance worth a crap either, nor do I care to even try..i can look like a fool good enuff on my own, without trying to bust my rhyme.. Just gimme a bar, a live band, and some cold ones, and im good to go. throw in a pool table and its even better.
I am with you on that. Live band and some cold ones is good for me. I could care less what people think about me - I hate the music they play and I am not going to conform and just do it because everyone else is. Hell by 12am or so if I was worried about looking like a fool I wouldn't drink so much, etc.

Jdog - I was never beotching about it. I just had people harassing the hell out of me - why? I don't know - because my woman was dancing and I wasn't. I politely told them no but they wouldn't listen. So thanks for your 2 cents but you don't know wtf you are talking about numnuts.
 

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DAMN, jdog !! :D tell us how u really feel. :lol:

but really though, nothing wrong with gettin ur groove thang on, and partying on the dance floor if that's ur thing..go for it! not me though, i'll stand back and watch the chicks in the cage, hanging w/ the guys having a cold one and a smoke and trying to pick my tongue up off the floor.
 

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Ppl...matts not lying. He can not dance. LOL Just try your best and have fun. And if that doesn't work...drink more and then you won't care. :D
 

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Dude, MP, you're preaching to the choir here man! I'll dance at weddigns out of respect, like the bride dance or whatever, but thats about it! I prefer to be on stage with my guitar over herded on to the dance floor like a sheep anyday!


speaking of which (shameless manwhoring approaching) we are playin at the Hickory in Owosso on Fri Dec 17th :dthumb:

but there won't be no dancin! just heads-a-bangin :)
 

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pickle.of.doom said:
Dude, MP, you're preaching to the choir here man! I'll dance at weddigns out of respect, like the bride dance or whatever, but thats about it! I prefer to be on stage with my guitar over herded on to the dance floor like a sheep anyday!
I'm with ya on this Pickle!!
 

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Ppl...matts not lying. He can not dance. LOL Just try your best and have fun. And if that doesn't work...drink more and then you won't care. :D

I look like a complete fool with 2 left feet when I try it, so therefore, I try to not do it at all costs. just gimme another drink ! :buds:
 

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doood!!!!!!!! the forum censor is not ur friend!!! lol gotta watch posting undr the influnce!!!!!!!!! :chill: :luck:
 

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That was great puppy...I know the feeling. When I go to a bar I dont want to dance. Dancing is cool for chicks to do and even cooler if 2 chicks are dancing togather. But it gay for a dude to dance. There is this **** here @ work, who braggs about how good of a dancer he is to some of the guys all time. One day he was going on about how he was dancing @ some club so I walked out of my office told him he should ****ing join the river dance ****s and shut his ****ing trap because no one wants to hear how you danced. If your that good of a dancer why dont you the ****ing rocketts your bloody ****ing ****. So take your tight ****ing polyester pants and get back to work.

So MP **** them ****ing ****ers...Dancing is for **** and homos. Real men sit in the corner and drink till we dont remember our names.
 

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Since this thread isn't flat-out attacking anyone in particular, I'm going to leave this one open. HOWEVER, I'm also going to ask you guys try to reign in your generous use of expletives. Even if the forum censor ****'s them out, I don't want it to be a habit while posting. A well placed **** is okay here and there, just use common sense.

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ahhh MP, you got the BIG font... :lol:

But I have to agree with you. I usually hate going out to clubs, especially dance clubs where the music is so freakin loud you can't even talk with your friends. Give me card table, pool table heck even a ping pong table and we'll have alot better time.
 

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I'm just going to keep thinking happy thoughts, that way I don't get the "BIG FONTS"!!!
 

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Gas Man said:
I'm just going to keep thinking happy thoughts, that way I don't get the "BIG FONTS"!!!

Then ride a Katana!! you'll always have happy thoughts then!!! :wink:
 

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I would not be happy by stairing at the back of the 9R...ALL THE TIME!!! :D
 

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Gas Man said:
I'm just going to keep thinking happy thoughts, that way I don't get the "BIG FONTS"!!!

lol


I just upped the size to attract attention to it, not so much to stress the point. :D
 
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