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OK it is Friday afternoon, 75 degrees, clear blue sunny skies so I only have time for a Quickie before I saddle up and ride!! Here goes

In a big city at a crowded busy bus stop there was a beautiful young woman wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn’t. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Still, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile at the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her in line picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic, turned to the would-be good Samaritan, and yelled, “How dare you touch my body! I don’t even know who you are!”
The Texan smiled and drawled, “Well, ma’am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.”
 

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Good one there Bee. :dthumb:
 

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Now THAT one, I liked. :lol:
 

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I'm with ya Capt....I liked that one!! I wish I was the Texan!!! :D
 

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Gas Man said:
I'm with ya Capt....I liked that one!! I wish I was the Texan!!! :D

Your 2 short to be a texan. LOL You have to be atleast 5'5". :lol:
 

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NOT FUNNY!!! At least I'm not as short as you Mr. 5'4" :lol:
 

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Gas Man said:
NOT FUNNY!!! At least I'm not as short as you Mr. 5'4" :lol:

I think you got me and Matt mixed up there for a second. I am almost 6' tall. Matt is shorter. LOL :lol:
 

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Yeah, well you deserved it...calling me 5'5"...COME ON NOW!! I'm like 5'7.5" Hey every bit counts!! :D
 

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Gas Man said:
Yeah, well you deserved it...calling me 5'5"...COME ON NOW!! I'm like 5'7.5" Hey every bit counts!! :D
Hey like they say, it's not the size of the package it's what's inside that counts!! :dthumb:
 
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