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Why Men Are Just Happier People -

It's a bit long, but still pretty good...i would have put up a link for it, but found it in my email, and also on katriders..

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be president.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is
just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress -- $5000. Tux rental -- $100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood-all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes
 

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The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.


I know CJD can appreciate this one, in my case! :rolleyes: Damn, I miss my mullet!! :lol:
 

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Lol :withstupi Girls are diffenitley more maintance prone but not all girls are retarded when it comes to common sense. Oh and some girls might put on 3 gallons of make up for a date but not me screw that why wear all that makeup when you go to dinner when your just going to sweat it off later. Not to sound concided but if your goodlooking you dont need that much mantaince to begin with. Honestly i would kill to be a dude not have to worry about what color t shirt to wear to the water park, and if you own a truck you have your own stall (your door) Damn how is that fair?But whos to say some girls dont like to get some dirt under their fingernails, I love to ride fourwheelers and love mud fights. Wooho lets all get dirty the more the better :here: :cheers:
 

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"One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons."

Yea right, DJ is probably the only guy I know who has as many shoes as I do and he DOES worry if they go with his outfit. :lol:
 

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ps - well, 'cept for the, ummm, gheys. i dunno why they're happy. LOL

...not that there's anything wrong with that.

LOL LOL LOL LOL
 

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Need4Speed750 said:
I know CJD can appreciate this one, in my case! :rolleyes: Damn, I miss my mullet!! :lol:

Who wants to see one of these pics let me know. I know where to get them. I know he won't mind. LOL :D
 

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Yes everyone it is true that he sported a Mullet. All I need is for 5 ppl to tell me he wants to see it and I will post it. Mostly he will delete it but before he does, it will be funny for all to see first. :D
 

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Violet said:
:rolleyes: ...hell, i *wish* i HAD that problem. :lol:
Depends.. I am glad I dont have that problem :D

But then again my situation is entirely different from yours.. =)

Besides, everyone is beatiful in their own way.. Example, your smile makes up for any other assets you feel you may lack..

:hug:
 
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