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A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York, where a woman may go
to choose a husband from among many men. The store comprises 6 floors, and
the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose
a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down
except to exit the building.

So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband:

On the first floor the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men have jobs."

The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my
last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.

The second floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids."
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?"
And up she goes again.

The third floor sign reads: "Floor 3 -These men have jobs, love kids and are
extremely good looking."

"Hmmm,............. better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?" So she
ascends another flight of stairs.

The fourth floor sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking and help with the housework."

"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more, further
up!" And again she heads up another flight.

The fifth floor sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic
streak."

"Oh, mercy me! But just think.. what must be awaiting me on the last floor?"
So up to the sixth floor she goes.

The sixth floor sign reads: "Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this
floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that
women are impossible to please."

"Thank you for shopping Husband Mart, and have a nice day."
 

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3BoyzNaBike said:
You know why we go to the sixth floor? Because we know, no matter how PERFECT that 5th floor model seems, There is gonna be something defective sooner or later! :lol: :lol:
so shouldnt u just be happy with only what you need ...but nah, women always gotta try and find something better.. :lol: :lol:
 

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:wink: Well I can definitely say the same for men, they might SAY they are satisfied with what they have, but are ALWAYS looking at better. At least we just say the heck with it and look for something better in the beginning. :lol:
 

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3BoyzNaBike said:
:wink: Well I can definitely say the same for men, they might SAY they are satisfied with what they have, but are ALWAYS looking at better. At least we just say the heck with it and look for something better in the beginning. :lol:

yeah, shoot us poor men down from the beginning so we dont get our hopes up...atleast string you along for while! :rolleyes: :D

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hehe

i am super hard to please i will admit.. i dont know could it be the fact that my whole entire life i have gotten everything i wanted because i am the baby and i am"daddys lil girl" that could have something to do with it.. hey i didnt ask to be Princess, but hey if they crowns fits...!!! lol :)
 

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gsxrgirly05 said:
i am super hard to please i will admit.. i dont know could it be the fact that my whole entire life i have gotten everything i wanted because i am the baby and i am"daddys lil girl" that could have something to do with it.. hey i didnt ask to be Princess, but hey if they crowns fits...!!! lol :)
Yep both of my nieces are just like that!!! In my family they are called SPOILED BRATS!!!!! :D
 

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lol

lol i wouldnt call it spoiled i would just say well gifted...!!! and the funny thing is i actually have a tiara that cost $700 ... i wore it to my senior prom.. and i have another one that only cost $400 and i wore that one to my junior prom :hug:
 

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This is the funniest thing i have seen in a long time. And you know what for most girls it would be true. But not all women are the same. Whatever happened to Love does it not exist - i mean not that i am one of those clingy need to be in love girls. But it would be nice to think that it could happen.
 

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Even though I've seen this joke before, I still fully expected to get to the 6th floor part and see that it said something like,
These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, have a strong romantic streak, and are all gay.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 

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gsxrgirly05 said:
now now , i wanna play to.. the princess is starting to get jealous!! haha :)
don't be jealous meg... just slide right on over here by Vi. :redevil: :wink:

errr, i mean, nevermind. :leaving:
 

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kanwisch said:
Even though I've seen this joke before, I still fully expected to get to the 6th floor part and see that it said something like, Not that there's anything wrong with that.
i've heard to many women say that..stop going into gay bars to find men then.. :D

oh god, im in trouble today.. :rolleyes: :cheers:
 
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