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I had this sent to me today. :lol:
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Women's humor:

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What
setting do I use on the washing machine?"

"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"

He yelled back, "University of North Carolina."

And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world"
The woman says, "I'll miss you..."
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He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
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Q : What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?

A: A Rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th
wedding
anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that
because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a
very special wish.

The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband. Whoosh!
Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.

The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger..
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!

Got to love that fairy!
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A PRAYER....

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.

AMEN

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Golf injury

A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf
balls, and sat down next to a beautiful young lady.

She kept looking quizzically at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf
balls."

Never-the-less, she continued to look at him thoughtfully
and finally, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, asked,
"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"
 

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the
happiest woman in the world"
The woman says, "I'll miss you..."
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