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Two boys from the mountains, Leroy and Jasper, have been promoted
from privates to sergeants.

Not long after, they're out for a walk and Leroy says, "Hey Jasper,
there's the NCO Club. Let's you and me stop in."

"But we's privates," protests Jasper.

"We's sergeants now, "says Leroy, pulling him inside.

"Now, Jasper, I'm a-gonna sit down and have me a drink."

"But we's privates," says Jasper.

"Are you blind, boy?" asks Leroy, pointing at his stripes. "We's
sergeants now."

So they have their drink, and pretty soon a hooker comes up to
Leroy. "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to date you, but I've
got a bad case of gonorrhea."

Leroy pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Jasper, go look in
the dictionary and see what gonorrhea means. If it's okay, give me
the okay sign." So Jasper goes to look it up, comes back, and gives
Leroy the big okay sign.

Three weeks later, Leroy finds himself in the infirmary with a
terrible case of gonorrhea. "Jasper," he says, "why did you give me
the okay sign?"

"Well, Leroy, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea affects only the
privates." He points to his stripes. "But we's sergeants now!"
 
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