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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Michael Jackson for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?" The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Michael Jackson for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied "Do you know how much a million could buy?" The boy pondered the answers for a few days, and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes, Sir. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars. But realistically, we're living with two sluts and a queer..."
 

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That was great. :cheers:
 

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why did michale jackson get food poisoning
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he ate a ten year old wiener :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://williambader.com/mj.html
 

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And with bulldog's post... :flush:
 

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We pick on Bulldog alot don't we. I think he likes it. :lol:
 

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Attn Twisty!!!

double2000r6 said:
He reminds me of a young Twisty but without a bike..
Now that is a funny comment!!! I wonder what Twisty is going to say about that!!!!
 

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hey my frienbd just showed me that site so i had to do it lol

i thought it was cool :lol:

and the no bike coment was below the belt IM WORKIN ON IT :dthumb:
 

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bulldogdefensivetacl said:
hey my frienbd just showed me that site so i had to do it lol

i thought it was cool :lol:

and the no bike coment was below the belt IM WORKIN ON IT :dthumb:
Well keep working on it because after 999 posts you can't post here anymore unless you are a bike owner.. So you better quit p/w and get busy.. lol..
 

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hey i own a bike it just isent street legal and no need to lean on my bike hell you just slam that back brake and let the tire slide........... then get up with a swolen ankle and say "screw this i am getting a street bike" :lol: if i get this job that i am appliing for then i will get the bike in a week or so ??
 
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